“It’s 5 O’Clock Everywhere—I’m Retired” Tee

The broom’s parked, the clock’s irrelevant, and the potions are now served over ice. This shirt is for the newly retired witch (or wizard) who’s traded meetings for margaritas and alarms for afternoon naps.

Choose from Unisex or Ladies V Neck for your style

Choose your color shirt (from the attached color sample)

Choose you Vinyl and if you want to add sparkle to it with some glitter!

This tee delivers the perfect post-career flex: It’s 5 O’clock Everywhere. I’m Retired. Whether you’re sipping, sunning, or stirring up fun—this one’s for your next magical era of rest, rebellion, and happy hour on your terms.