Sarcastic Swag

For the witch who blesses hearts… and hexes softly. This collection is where passive-aggressive meets fashionably unbothered. From “Twat Waffle Energy” to “Little Ray of Pitch Black,” we specialize in the kind of humor that says try me with a smile. Perfect for those who use sarcasm as a second language and cope with chaos through dark humor and killer comebacks. Warning: may cause side-eyes, awkward silence, and uncontrollable cackling.